Lieve Ronald, Beste Mc Donald’s,
Afgelopen donderdag reed ik na een innerlijke strijd (wel een vette hap of niet) naar de McDrive in Osdorp voor een McKroket zonder saus.
Boekrecensies
The Only Story – Julian Barnes
I had no new definition of love. I didn’t really examine what it was, and what it might entail. I merely submitted to love in all its aspects, from butterfly kisses to absolutism. Nothing else mattered.
Cijfer: 7,5
The Nix – Nathan Hill
A Taxi. The driver vaults out and screams: “Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!” pointing at Samuel as if to specially emphasize it is him -and no one else- who needs to be fucked.
Cijfer: 8
The Snowman – Jo Nesbo
“Ladies and gentlemen!” he shouted into a large, erect penis.
“Welcome!” The celeb’s famous lips were almost touching the black dick.
“Welcome to what I promise you is going to be a very special evening!”
Cijfer: 6,5
De tolk van Java – Alfred Birney
“Als je iemand bent die zich voortdurend voor zijn leven moet verontschuldigen, komt de dood je dan nog wel met genoegen halen?”
Cijfer: 6
Everything You and I Could Have Been if We Weren’t You and I – Albert Espinosa
“I know it seems stupid. I was on my way to meet the first alien that had reached planet Earth and all I could think about was making some strange painting about sex.”
Cijfer: 8
